Keyword: Good (Page 3)

I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician

To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

There's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.

(1951 – ) U.S. senator (Minnesota), political commentator, comedian & writer

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.