Keyword: Good (Page 2)

In a social situation, the most difficult thing to do is usually the right thing to do.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people: the good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

So good it’ll make you smack yo mama.

To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler – and less trouble.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

(1880 – ?) American author

Everything is just peaches and beans.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Gooder’n snuff and not half as dusty

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I’m not good and tired, just tired.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Ain't that the berries!

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.

(1953 – ) Canadian actor & musician

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks; the rest of them take after the other side of the family.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet