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Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

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Parking For Birds Only

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Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

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QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

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Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.

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For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

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Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

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Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

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Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

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Dew It Yourself

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This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

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DANGER Due To Hipsters

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You Can't Beat Our Meat!

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To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

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Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!

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We make mouse calls.

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Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…

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Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

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GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

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