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Kids With Gas Eat Free!

A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS

DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping

FOUND – 3 legged Cat in South Point. Call to identify.

CAUTION – This Truck Contains Obama’s Stimulus Package

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

To expedite your visit please back in.

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made

RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

Crap – .79/lb.

Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$

CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut