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Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!

We Dispense With Accuracy

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

Watts you see is watts you get.

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

Our Best Is None Too Good

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

My way is the highway. – God

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

Everyday low value

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE