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Author: Sign Page 6
Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00
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Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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At a church
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
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At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
We Dispense With Accuracy
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In a New York drugstore
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
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From a menu
Watts you see is watts you get.
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At an electric company
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
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Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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On a plumber's truck
Our Best Is None Too Good
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On a delicatessen wall
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
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Label on a chainsaw
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Tombstone
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
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In a cafeteria
My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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On a fence
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
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Froggy’s Towing
Everyday low value
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On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
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