Keyword: At a church

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."

Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

Lent: Spring Training For Christians

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14 6 pm

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

This Church Is Prayer Conditioned

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)