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If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You