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Author: Church sign Page 4
C’mon over and bring the kids. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church
Church sign
Signs
Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
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Outside a church
Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ
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At a church in Flippin AR
Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
Church sign
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At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You think it's hot
here?
– God
Church sign
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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
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Outside a church
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
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Outside a church
God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
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Signs
Outside a church
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
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Outside a church
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
Church sign
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Outside a church
Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
Church sign
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Outside a church
When in doubt, faith it!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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