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C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

You think it's hot here? – God

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

When in doubt, faith it!

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.