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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!

There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Who’s Your Daddy?

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

When in doubt, faith it!

What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

My way is the highway. – God

We need to talk. – God

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven