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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

We need to talk. – God

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

I Hate This Church – Satan

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Keep Using My Name in Bain – I’ll Make Rush Hour Longer – God

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.