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Author: Sign Page 7
Closed for the holidays.
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Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
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You're too good for him.
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In a woman’s restroom
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
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In a cab
Do not open this door when locked.
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Signs
On a gym door
10 Min. Walk (7 if run a little) To ropeway Stn.
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At the Miyajima ropeway in Hiroshima Japan
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
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WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
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In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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At a disco
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night
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On a front yard in York Maine
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
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Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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In a New Jersey restaurant
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
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We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.
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At an electric company
BEDSIDE MANOR
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At a doctor’s home
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
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On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
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On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
⬅ Trips to the Moon
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Alongside a road
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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Notice in health food shop window
Please Use Middle Door
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Posted on the left of two doors
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