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We Haul American Made Products

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

Fairhaven Honey Wagon

Please Go Away!

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

Titanic Canoe Rental

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.

No Lifeguard on Duty

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You