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Author: Sign Page 5
We Haul American Made Products
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Bill's Septic Cleaning
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Hanging over road before an underpass
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
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Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
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Last line added underneath
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
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On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
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On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
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A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
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Septic service truck
Please Go Away!
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In window of a travel agency
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
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At a church
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
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At a car dealership
Titanic Canoe Rental
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In Wisconsin
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Along a road near a prison
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
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Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.
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District of North Vancouver
No Lifeguard on Duty
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By an elevator
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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From a menu in Fort Bragg CA
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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