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Subject:
Signs
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Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
Church sign
Signs
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Outside a church
Rush Rush Delay
Business name
Signs
Attorneys in Fort Smith AR
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
Label
Signs
3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry
Protest sign
Signs
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
Label
Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.
Fortune cookie
Signs
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
Translation
Signs
Translations
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes
Signs
Signs
In a hotel in China
Wok Around the Clock
Store name
Signs
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!
Protest sign
Signs
Women – Slippery When Wet
Sign
Signs
Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.
Business name
Signs
Restaurant services in New York City
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
Sign
Signs
At the side of a Sussex England road
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
Sign
Signs
By order of the District Council
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