Subject: Signs (Page 4)

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Rush Rush Delay

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

Norman D Landing

Stagger's

First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…

3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry

Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage

It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.

CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes

Wok Around the Clock

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!

Women – Slippery When Wet

Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.

That wasn’t chicken.

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Do not use as ear plugs.

Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned