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Subject:
Signs
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May We Have the Next Dents?
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Signs
At an auto body shop
JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL
Sign
Signs
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
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Signs
This Month Specials – No Fuel
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Signs
At a gas station
Let us fill your crack!
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Signs
On an asphalt truck
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.
Sign
Signs
A public park no skateboarding sign
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
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Signs
At a church
We Dispense With Accuracy
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Signs
In a New York drugstore
Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries
Business name
Signs
In Clatskamie Oregon
Slip carefully!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
A tub and a rub will change your day.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
Church sign
Football
Signs
Sports
On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk
Bumper sticker
Signs
SPIT HAPPENS
On a baby's bib
Children
Family
Signs
This Light Never Turns Green
Sign
Signs
At a traffic light
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