Subject: Signs (Page 6)

May We Have the Next Dents?

JOYRIDE DRIVING SCHOOL

That wasn’t chicken.

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

This Month Specials – No Fuel

Let us fill your crack!

TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…

Yo …… Skater – Seriously speakin’, – We like your kick-flips – But your trucks are creakin’. • The noise is loud – And the folks are freakin’, – They can’t relax ‘cause – The blood pressures peakin’, • You’re close to Parkgate – And it’s easy Walkin, – Check it out – Then nobody’s squawkin’.

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

We Dispense With Accuracy

Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries

A tub and a rub will change your day.

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

SPIT HAPPENS

This Light Never Turns Green