Author: Bumper sticker

Rehab is for quitters.

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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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Re-Elect Nobody

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

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Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

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Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

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I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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