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Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

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It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

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Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

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Husbands Should Come With Instructions

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

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I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

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I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

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Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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