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Subject:
Signs
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Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
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Signs
Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You
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DANGER Due To Hipsters
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Signs
On construction scaffolding
Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China
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Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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Signs
B M U P
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Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Signs
Outside a building
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
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Signs
Outside a church
Caution: Risk of fire
Label
Signs
On Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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Signs
At a church
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
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Signs
In front of funeral home
Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
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Signs
At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
BYE
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Signs
On a Tombstone
Do not use me. I am possessed.
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Signs
On a copy machine
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
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He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Fortune cookie
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Homescholers for Perry
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Meats & Movies
Business name
Signs
In Broken Bow Oklahoma
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