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Look before driving.
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On the dashboard of a mail truck
May contain foam.
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On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
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On a package of rat poison
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
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On a toilet plunger
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
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On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Warning: contains nuts
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Sainsbury's peanuts
For use on animals only.
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Electric Cattle Prod
Do not use intimately.
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On deodorant
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
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Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
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Container of Underarm Deodorant
Fits one head.
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On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
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Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
For external use only!
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On a curling iron
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
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On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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Warning: May contain small parts
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On a Frisbee package
Shake well and buy often
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Silk Soy Milk
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
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On a battery
Use the Fuzzy End!
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On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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On a camera package
Caution! Contents hot!
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On a Domino's Pizza box
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