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Do not eat toner.
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Signs
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
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Signs
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
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Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Do not use intimately.
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On deodorant
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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On a laser pointer
Payment is due by the due date.
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Signs
On a credit card statement
Warning: High in sodium
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Signs
On a container of salt
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
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On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…
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Remove plastic before eating.
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Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Fits One Head
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Signs
On a package containing a hotel shower cap
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
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On an infant's bathtub
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
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In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
Battery may explore or leak.
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On a battery
Do Not Use While Sleeping
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On a Sears hair dryer
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
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Signs
On a parka
Caution: Non-Flammable
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Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Do not open here.
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Signs
On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
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Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
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Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Protect from seawater.
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Signs
On a buoy
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