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Do not drive car or operate machinery.
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Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
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Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
Serving Suggestion: Defrost
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Signs
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
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On a Walkie Talkie
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
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Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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Signs
In the information booklet
Use the Fuzzy End!
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On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
Suitable for outdoor use.
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Signs
On a rain gauge
Men’s T-Shirts – Do You Feel So Good
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Translations
On a package of t-shirts in Japan
Do not iron clothes on body.
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Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
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Signs
Liquid Plummer
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Signs
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
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Signs
On a a hammer
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
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Signs
On a package of drain opener
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
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Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Do not drive cars in ocean.
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Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
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Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Average Contents: 2
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Signs
On a Puma shoe box
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
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Signs
On earplugs
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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Signs
From a set of washing instructions
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