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Author: Label Page 5
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
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Signs
On matches
Protect from seawater.
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On a buoy
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
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On a cup of take-out coffee
Some assembly required.
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On a 500-piece puzzle
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
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From a curling iron
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
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Not intended for highway use.
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On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Warning: May contain small parts
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On a Frisbee package
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
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On a heated seat cushion
Take care: new non-slip surface.
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In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
You cannot save the world!
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On a Power Puff® Girls costume
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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From a set of washing instructions
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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On an Espresso Kettle
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
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On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
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On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
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On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
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On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
Warning: contains nuts
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Sainsbury's peanuts
Open Other End
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On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a shampoo bottle
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
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Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
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