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Author: Label Page 4
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
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Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Warning: High in sodium
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Signs
On a container of salt
Do not use house paint on face.
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From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
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In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Payment is due by the due date.
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On a credit card statement
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
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On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
Safe to use around pets.
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Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
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On a string of Christmas lights
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
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On a package of drain opener
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
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On a bottle of sleeping pills
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
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On a heated seat cushion
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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From a set of washing instructions
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
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Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Do Not Turn Upside Down
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On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Expiration date – 2 years
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On a bottle of Chinese medicine
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
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Signs
On a package of AA batteries
Product will be hot after heating.
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Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Fits one head.
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On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Caution: Non-Flammable
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On a fire extinguisher
Caution! Contents hot!
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On a Domino's Pizza box
Instructions: usage known.
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Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
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