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Subject:
Signs
(Page 7)
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
Sign
Signs
In a store window
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
Sign
Signs
On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
Alicia A. Slaughter Personal Injury Attorney
Business name
Signs
In San Diego
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
Sign
Signs
On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.
Outside a train station in Mumbai India
Signs
Do not eat.
Label
Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS
Sign
Signs
At an advertising agency in the Philippines
Ears Pierced While You Wait
Sign
Signs
In a jeweler's shop
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1
Sign
Signs
A sign at a McDonald's
Phat Fuc Noodle Bar
Store name
Signs
Chain of noodle bars
Slip carefully!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Soul Food Served Here
Sign
Signs
At a church
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
Sign
Signs
Somewhat Irritated about Extreme Outrage
Protest sign
Signs
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
Sign
Signs
An optometrist's office
Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
Sign
Signs
In an IGA market
You Bed Your Life
Store name
Signs
A bedding store
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