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Subject:
Signs
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This product moves when used.
Label
Signs
On a child's scooter
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
Sign
Signs
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
Sign
Signs
Strip mall sign
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
Sign
Signs
A billboard
Reserved for plant manager.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Callahan Tunnel/No End
Sign
Signs
In downtown Boston
Your Hole Is Our Goal
Driver Drilling Company Inc.
Signs
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
Sign
Signs
Adjacent signs on store door
This door is alarmed from 7:00 pm – 7:00 am
Sign
Signs
On a hospital's outside access door
Be Careful of Crashing Head
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park in China
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
Label
Signs
On a shampoo bottle
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
Sign
Signs
In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Chinese restaurant
This Is Not a Good Sign
Sign
Signs
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