Subject: Signs (Page 10)

Do not wear for sumo wrestling.

Walk Only

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Warning: knives are sharp!

Frigmobile

HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

No Parking Above This Sign

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

DEAD END • NO U TURN

Getter & Baker

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

These rows reserved for parents with children.

Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.