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Subject:
Signs
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Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
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Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Walk Only
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Signs
On a handicapped wheelchair sign
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
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Signs
Alongside a road
Warning: knives are sharp!
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Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Frigmobile
Business name
Signs
Refrigerated transport services in Australia
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
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Outside a church
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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Signs
No Parking Above This Sign
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Signs
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
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Signs
At a park in South Africa
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
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Signs
In Ontario Canada
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
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Signs
DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Signs
Adjoining road signs
Getter & Baker
Business name
Signs
Crematorium in Jacksonville Florida
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Signs
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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Signs
At a church
Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
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Signs
Maryland
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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Signs
In an Acapulco hotel
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