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Subject:
Signs
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Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
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Signs
In a Toyota owners manual
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
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Signs
At a park
Warning: contains nuts
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Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
Call Monday thru Friday, sorry, we haul milk on weekends.
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Signs
Biggs Septic Tank Service near Nashville TN
You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
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Signs
Shake well and buy often
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Signs
Silk Soy Milk
Need directions? – God
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Signs
Outside a church
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
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Signs
On Oriental restaurant menu
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
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Signs
Young Dong Garden
A restaurant in Arcadia CA
Signs
Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley
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Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it
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At a restaurant in the Philippines
May contain foam.
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Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
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Signs
At a NASCAR event
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
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Signs
Please Don’t Flash the Octopus
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Signs
In an aquarium
Learn To Read and Speak English. Call Us Now.
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Signs
On a subway in NYC
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
HELP WANTED • No Bullshit
Classified ad
Signs
Disaster Masters Inc
Business name
Signs
Disaster management firm
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