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SALVADORE DOLLY PRINT, frame, dated, signed cert. $600/obo Must sell 941-723-….

Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

Unique Ford – only 5 minutes from Bedford – Just Across from the Women’s Prison

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

MARCH MADNESS MOVE-IN DEAL! Move in by March 31st, pay no rent until April 1st!…

Is your memory letting you down? And what about your memory? Is it letting you down? Call for information pack right now. Before you forget. 079…

Manure Digester Summit, 9:30am–3pm, $20 includes lunch…

Rattle snake 4 months old, good play thing for kids 10 yrs to 80 yrs. 6.5 H.P. go-cart $795. Will hold till X0-mas. Also, chain saw. Call…

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

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AMANDA – I’m running a bit late. Will be there in about an hour. How far apart are the contractions?

Pollard Used Cars – Limited Time Offer! – $299 per month – For the Rest of Your Life

This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

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Garage sale: Come and partake of the drapes of wrath, sofas choice, star dreck, broken china syndrome, laricats of wire and rubble without cause.

24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

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Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.