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The Macon County Humane Society offers a free spay/neutering to senior citizens if they adopt an animal out of the animal shelter.

CARL’S OXFORD DINER – Mention This Ad for a Free Ice Water – 291 Main St. Oxford

ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate

Free Mammograms at Chevron Station…

Foot tasting, [sic] arranged through the courtesy of Marks & Spencers and Safeway, gives customers a rare chance to try some of those more exotic flavors.

My husband, who hardly ever listens to the radio anymore, has this one on all the time.

Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

*1990 SUBARU Justy. 5-speed, fuel injection, new brake and drum. New exhaust system, 4 new street tires and 2 studded. Body in great shape. Engine gone, but still runs. $500. 247-….

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…

Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

…assist almost anyone in need. She is a real asset to her community, spending long and fruitful hours behind the scene to make Lonoke a better place to live. The world’s a better place because of Debbie Martin. – Happy Birthday & Many More!

[Paid for by Debbie Martin]

Only quiet living people need apply.

Liberty Gathering Place – Menacemeat Pie all Weekend – Open until 8:00pm Friday Night, 465-…. [sic]

Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home

Orange, missing since 21st in Lakewood, $25 reward

We'll move you worldwide throughout the country.

PRO PAIN TANK – Camping Size. $20 (408)266-….

ALL NUDE In The Meadowlands!! 20 Nude Dancers – Completed Renovated – 2 Nude Stages – Nude Table Dancers In The V.I.P. Lounge