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Mediterranean Villa – rooms located just steps to the ocean/park/and golf course. Sunsets every day. $209,950

Wanted to Rent – Wanted: Room to rent. Saudi Arabia students are looking for American families to live with. Call Osamah at 419-….

YOUTH PROGRAMS • GENERAL/SOCIAL – Skydiving for Tots – (ages 10 mos.–2 years) Introduce your toddler to the fun and thrill of skydiving before he or she develops unwarranted fears of freefalling. Certified jump instructor…

Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.

SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

Come to Our Open House From 1pm – 4 pm – EASY TO FIND – South I-25 Exit #173 Larkspur to Perry Park Ave., Right on Perry Park Ave., Right on Silverheels Rd., Right on Eagle Rd., Right on Tenderfoot, Left on Shrine Rd., Left on Independence, Right on Cameron

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BAR & GRILL – Best Burger in Town – Where Quality & Freshness Counts! FREE TOMATO w/every BLT…

ALL NUDE In The Meadowlands!! 20 Nude Dancers – Completed Renovated – 2 Nude Stages – Nude Table Dancers In The V.I.P. Lounge

We meet every Friday of the month except the first and third.

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WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

COME TO WORK for Subway and have your dreams crushed like the rest of us. Weekends required. 941-…. after 2 pm.

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Caffe Allegro – In downtown Middletown –Discover why so many Italians would prefer to eat at home

Turkey Shoot Slated – The Malheur Gun Club will hold a turkey shoot Sunday at the Vale Airport… Winners will receive hams.

VACATION SPECIAL: have your home exterminated.

NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.

Car Sitting Services: Are you going away for a long trip? Are you afraid your car will be lonely, or worse yet, stolen!? I can protect your car and take it for long drives to keep it company. I can even drop you off and pick you up at the airport using your car (at my convenience)! Cheap rates! Call [telephone] and ask for One-tooth Tony.

Information – MENTALLY ILL NEEDED – To interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. Email: …@trsemail… (614) 537-….