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HEY KIDS… Santa will be at Viking Liquor Sunday Nov. 26, 11 am–3 pm FREE PICTURES • VIKING LIQUOR • KIDS! Bring your pet!

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Rubber woman almost new used only 3Xs $10 OBO. 879-….

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PET OF THE WEEK • Let this dog, Pea, in your home.

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GET MARRIED in a furniture store $99. Have your funeral in a furniture store. $99. Both for $150. Dollar-A-Day Lease Purchase 1015 Central Avenue 624-….

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ALL NUDE In The Meadowlands!! 20 Nude Dancers – Completed Renovated – 2 Nude Stages – Nude Table Dancers In The V.I.P. Lounge

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Our editors are colleged and write like the Kipling and the Dickens.

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FREE: farm kittens. Ready to eat.

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Sandy Clause – Attorney at Law – The Singleton Law Firm – 4050 Linwood Ave…

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EXPERIENCED NANNY – To care for 3 young kids in out house 30 hours a week. Must drive and have references. Call Christine at 305-294-….

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LOST: Camera with personal pictures from ladies restroom at Lorain County Fair. No questions. Please contact 926-….

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Beat the Christmas Holiday Rush – Order Now – Choosing your Monument now, means your loved ones won’t be faced with the hardship during their time of grief. STEEDLEY MONUMENT WORKS

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Tattoos done while you wait.

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ANY YARD… ANY SIZE $20.00. – Call for a Free Estimate

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WANTED: 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin for elaborate practical joke. Can you help? Please call…

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Super Bowel Party – Sunday January 30th – Complimentary Buffet…

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Dillards 60% off Christmas Sale! – From December 14–21 Dillards will be having the largest sale of the year on cloths, toys, fits, household items, furniture and jewelry, shoes, hats, mens wear and evening wear, just in time for Christmas! There will be a Special Appearance by Satan between the hours of 5pm until 9pm for your kids!… [sic]

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Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

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Shakespeare's Pizza – Free Chopsticks

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And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

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Chronically Overweight? 6 p.m. 522 N. Eighth St., Sheboygan… Bring your own chair. Free.

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856-981-…. $1.00 OFF Any Job Over $800

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