Subject: Signs (Page 2)

Know Knew Books

Do not use while sleeping.

Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Farfrompoopen Road

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…

Broken English Spoken Perfectly

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

Look! Our new baby is on our car!

Do Not Activate With Wet Hands

I Go Where I'm Towed

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

Allow to cool before applying to groin area.