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Subject:
Signs
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Know Knew Books
Store name
Signs
Used book store
Do not use while sleeping.
Sign
Signs
On a Myer hairdryer
Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar
Business name
Signs
Bar/ & liquor store
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
Infant's bathtub
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Farfrompoopen Road
Street Sign
Signs
A road in Tennessee leading up to Constipation Ridge
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
Sign
Signs
Broken English Spoken Perfectly
Sign
Signs
Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House
Sign
Signs
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
Sign
Signs
An energy conservation sign
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
Sign
Signs
On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
I Go Where I'm Towed
Sign
Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
Sign
Signs
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
Label
Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
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