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I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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On package of tea in China
Known to cure itching, colds, stomachs, brains, and other diseases.
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On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
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On a French restaurant menu
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bangkok dry cleaners
Mole Restroom
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(Male) in China
J. Quick & Hard. Co.
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Company name
Weddiang
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Large wedding banner in China
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
Pork with fresh garbage
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In a Vietnamese restaurant
No limit on sex.
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On employment ad in Japan stating that both males and females could apply
Cat Wetty
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A brand of Japanese moistened hand towels
The small grass is feel ashamed to smile, please don’t bother it.
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A “Keep of the Grass” sign in China
Checkout – 10 Noon
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In Vietnam
Not Open To People Be Sloppily Dressed
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Appearance
Clothing
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In Shanghai China
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Hebrew Orphan Asylum
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Printed on a jacket in Japan
My innards have all been disturbed by him.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television.
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(“chachi" is Korean for penis)
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
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From a toy package in Taiwan
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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