Subject: Translations (Page 7)

This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.

Cease Fire

There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

Fat Ho Nursing Home

Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night

Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.

Beware of Oncoming Cares

Handjob

Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.

Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.

Grossy Hair

You ugly, you look like your twelve year old turtle.

I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!

Typical Fast Food

Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim

Nail “Jesus”

HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding