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We make modern and antiques furnitures
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Sign in the Philippines
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
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Signs
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On a jacket tag
Cease Fire
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Sign over a fire extinguisher in India
There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 150,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.
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From the Soviet Weekly
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest
Do Not Stay Here Long
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Under a “Falling Rocks” sign in China
Fat Ho Nursing Home
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Name of nursing home in Taiwan
Chinese Herb Tea Bags – Getting Drunk Last Night
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On package of tea in China
Fresh Crap $7.99/lb.
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In a grocery store
Beware of Oncoming Cares
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A road sign
Handjob
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Name of a legitimate massage shop in Tokyo
Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
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On a French restaurant menu
Please Avoid Accidents Here
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A traffic sign in Karachi Pakistan
Caution! Please take care of the children while appreciating fish.
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Sign at a fishpond
Grossy Hair
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On a hair product ad
You ugly, you look like your twelve year old turtle.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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I’ll fire aimlessly if you don’t come out!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Typical Fast Food
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At a takeout restaurant in China
Warning – No Swimming If your can’t swim
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Nail “Jesus”
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A nail salon in Japan
HAIR DRYER – This product has already passed the Chinese … compulsory sex understanding
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In China
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