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Subject:
Bushisms
(Page 8)
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
One of the interesting initiatives we’ve taken in Washington, D.C., is we’ve got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a – a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Recession
And Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
To FEMA director Mike Brown who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his job performance.
Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement – retiring – in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
If he's… the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a… is a noble institution I would… I would strongly reject that assumption… that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
John Ashcroft
Slavery
I need to be able to move the right people to the right place at the right time to protect you, and I'm not going to accept a lousy bill out of the United Nations Senate.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We're fixing to go down to Galveston and obviously are going to see a devastated part of this fantastic state.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
There may be some tough times here in America, but this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I want to thank all the Canadians who came out today to wave to me – with all five fingers!
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Canadians
We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Mars
The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein beause of the nature of Saddam Hussein, his history and his willingness to terrorize himself.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Saddam Hussein
Terror
So I analyzed that and decided I didn't want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Great Depression
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers; just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: how'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … how did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
When you're out there campaigning and talking to people, remind them what we have been through as a country. We've been through a recession – that means we're going backwards.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Internet
Vulcanize society!
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Society
We are enjoying sluggish times and not enjoying them very much.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Sluggish times
How can you possibly have an international agreement that's effective unless countries like China and India are not full participants?
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
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