Subject: Death » Last words (Page 11)

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

Go away. I'm all right.

(1866 – 1946) English author

Wait a second.

(1721 – 1764) member of the French court & mistress of Louis XV

Don't pull down the blinds. I feel fine. I want the sunlight to greet me!

(1895 – 1926) Italian actor & early pop icon

God I'm bored.

(1885 – 1960) Lebanonese explorer, writer & British intelligence officer

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

American mobster

I have been a most unconscionable time dying, but I beg you to excuse it.

(1630 – 1685) monarch of England, Scotland & Ireland

This is funny.

(1851 – 1887) American gambler, gunfighter & dentist of the American old west

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

(? – 1928) mob boss

This is absurd! This is absurd!

(1856 – 1939) Austrian neurologist, father of psychoanalysis

I wish I was skiing.
Nurse: Oh, Mr. Laurel, do you ski?
No, but I'd rather be skiing than doing what I'm doing.

(1890 – 1965) English comic actor, writer & director (of Laurel & Hardy)

Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist