Subject: Death » Last words (Page 3)

The nourishment is palatable.

(1800 – 1874) 13th U.S. President

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

(1915 – 1963) French singer & cultural icon

I see that you have made three spelling mistakes.

(1744 – 1790) French aristocrat

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

It's all been rather lovely.

(1912 – 1983) English actor

It is nothing… it is nothing…

(1863 – 1914) Archduke of Austria

Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy.

(1877 – 1959) English theatre & film actor

This is how you die.

(1883 – 1971) French fashion designer & founder of the Chanel brand

It's a long time since I drank champagne.

(1860 – 1904) Russian short-story writer, playwright & physician

I need no doctor. I can overcome my own troubles.

(1808 – 1875) 17th U.S. President

More weight.

(c.1611 – 1692) a prosperous farmer and church member in early colonial America who died under judicial torture during the Salem witch trials

I leave life so that I can walk into history.

(1882 – 1954) Brazilian dictator & democratically elected President

No, but comfortable enough to die.

(1717 – 1780) Empress of Austria & Hungary

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

(1737 – 1793) American merchant, statesman & patriot of the Revolution

I'm sorry, boys, I’m all wet.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Can this last long?

(1650 – 1702) Dutch ruler over England & Ireland & Scotland

Now why did I do that?

(1728 – 1795) British Army commander

Where is my clock?

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

I am a pianist.


Applaud, my friends, the comedy is finished.

(1770 – 1827) German composer & pianist