Subject: Death » Last words (Page 6)

I’m always angry when I’m dying.

(1923 – 2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter & author

I’m afraid I’m being an awful nuisance.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back.

(1956 – 2002) American serial killer

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

If any of you have a message for the Devil, give it to me, for I am about to meet him!


Enough already.

(1915 – 2004) American novelist

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record.

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer

When I hear that a man is religious, I conclude he is a rascal!

(1711 – 1776) Scottish philosopher, historian, economist & essayist

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

(1889 – 1977) English comedian, actor & film director

Maybe they only had one rocket.

British WWII soldier

Are you happy?  I'm happy.

(1879 – 1959) American actress

Only from the cold, my friend.

(1736 – 1793) French astronomer, orator & leader of the French Revolution

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

But how the devil do you think this could harm me?

(1713 – 1784) French philosopher, art critic & writer

Me mudder did it.

(1882 – 1928) New York businessman, gambler & kingpin of the Jewish mafia

Take a step or two forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

(1870 – 1922) Irish author & nationalist

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

(1853 – 1921) American buffalo hunter, U.S. Marshal, Army scout, gambler, frontier lawman & newspaperman

Now comes the mystery.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist

I want that 50 bucks you owe me now, and I mean now.

Carl Switzer (1927 – 1959) American actor

Bless you, Sister.  May all your sons be bishops.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

And now, I am officially dead.

(1822 – 1903) American teacher, lawyer, iron manufacturer & politician