Subject: Epitaphs (Page 13)

I am not grieved, my dearest life. Sleep on, I've got another wife. Therefore, I cannot come to thee For I must go and live with she.

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Office upstairs.

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Here lies the landlord Tommy Dent – In his last cosy tenement.

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He who dies with the most toys wins

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A rum cough carried him off.

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All you that please these lines to read, it will cause a tender heart to bleed, I murdered was up on the fell, and by the man I knew full well; by bread & butter which he'd laid, I, being harmless, was betray'd. I hope he will rewarded be, that laid the poison there for me.

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Weep not for me mother & brothers dear, It is God's wish that I am here. At my sweet age I swallowed a bone That sent me to a happy home.

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Rodney Dangerfield – There Goes The Neighborhood

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I would – rather be here – than in Texas.

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Here lies John Higley whose father and mother were drowned in their passage from America. Had they both lived they would have been buried here.

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The dust of Melantha Gribbling, swept up at last by the Great Housekeeper

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Leslie Nielsen (1926 – 2010) “Let ‘er rip”

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None of us ever voted for Roosevelt or Truman

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This stone was raised by Frieda's Lord, not Frieda's virtues to record, for they are known to all the town. This stone was raised to keep her down.

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At rest beneath this slab of stone, lies stingy Jimmy Wyatt. He died one morning just at ten, and saved a dinner by it.

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Underneath this ancient pew, lie the remains of Jonathan Blue; his name was Black, but that wouldn't do.

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My candle burns at both ends, – It will not last the night, – But Oh, my foes, – And Ah, my friends, – It gives a lovely light

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Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear. To dig the dust enclosed here; blessed be the man that spares these stones, and curst be he that moves my bones.

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Here lies an Atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.

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Struck by thunder.

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She lived genteely on a small income.

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