Subject: Epitaphs (Page 8)

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone, Sleeps Master John Gill; By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, And now that he's dead he lies still.

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Jeffrey Bottom – His wife was constantly scolding and scoffing , so he sought for repose in a 12 coin coffin

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Julia Newton – died of thin shoes, April 17th, 1839, age 19 years.

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Here lies the man Richard, and Mary his wife, whose surname was Prichard. They lived without strife, and the reason was plain. They abounded in riches, they had no care nor pain, and his wife wore the britches.

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Here Lieth W.W. – Who never more will, trouble you, trouble you

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Called Back.

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Toothless Nell (Alice Chambers) Killed 1876 in a Dance Hall brawl. Her last words: "Circumstances led me to this end."

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Here lies young Ezikel Height, died from jumping Jim Smith’s claim; didn’t happen at the mining site, the claim he jumped, was Jim Smith’s dame.

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Martha and I together lived – Just two years and a half; – She went first, and I followed after – the cow before the calf.

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Here lies old twenty five per cent. The more he had the more he lent. The more he had the more he craved, great God, can his poor soul be saved?

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John Le Mesurier wishes it to be know that he conked out on November 15th. He sadly misses family and friends.

(1912 – 1983) English actor
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Here lies Andrew – The quality of his armor was not assured

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I don’t want to talk about it now.

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I've finally stopped getting dumber.

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OOPS!, he died – Love from us your father, Tom jr. and Mary

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A Finished Artist

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We must all die there is no doubt – Your glass is running… mine is out

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“Here lies my wife in earthy mold, Who when she died and naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking lest she should wake and rise up talking”

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My father and mother were both insane – I inherited the terrible stain. – My grandfather, grandmother, aunts and uncles – Were lunatics all, and yet died of carbuncles.

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Stephen and Time are now both even. Stephen beat Time and now Time's beat Stephen.

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Tears cannot restore her –– therefore I weep.

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