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Subject: Oxymorons (Page 23)

Temporary tax increase

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

War games

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Rap singer

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Plastic silverware

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Firm pillow

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Old news

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Tomorrows’ headlines today

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Easy task

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Climb down

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Forward retreat

Oxymoron
Oxymorons Military term

Top floor

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Relaxation exercise

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Hollow point

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Sunday night

Oxymoron
Oxymorons Or any ‘day’ night

Terrific headache

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Sanitary sewer

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Easy labor

Oxymoron
Oxymorons Childbirth

Irregular pattern

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Wholesome

Oxymoron
Oxymorons

Great small cities

Oxymoron
Oxymorons
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