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Subject: Oxymorons (Page 6)

Soft rock

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Oxymorons

Plain, in an ornate kind of way

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Oxymorons

American Indian

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Oxymorons

Blacklight

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Oxymorons

Sad clown

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Oxymorons

Dodge Ram

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Oxymorons Product name

Oven fried

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Oxymorons

Extended briefs

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Oxymorons Underwear type

I hate whiners.

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Oxymorons

Former President-For-Life

Oxymoron
Oxymorons Haitian president Jean-Claude Duvalier

Army civilian

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Oxymorons

Accurate rumor

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Oxymorons

Fiberglass

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Oxymorons

Barely covered

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Oxymorons

Parents without partners

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Oxymorons

Rural Metro

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Oxymorons Ambulance service

Dues-paying nonmember

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Oxymorons Labor union term

Diet ice cream

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Oxymorons

Real polyester

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Oxymorons

Safety hazard

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Oxymorons

Fighting Quakers

Oxymoron
Oxymorons College nickname
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