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Author: An unknown sportscaster

And now, coming into the game is the five-ton junior from Canton, Ohio.

An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements Sports

Howard Kahn, a lecturer at Edinburgh’s Heriot Watt University, has studied the matter intently and says he’s figured out why Scottish soccer teams can’t seem to win World Cup and other competitions; they’re not good players.

An unknown sportscaster
Colemanballs

They may have regained all 40 yards… in fact, they may have.

An unknown sportscaster
Football Misspokements Sports

Is that the best game you ever pitched?

An unknown sportscaster
Baseball Misspokements Sports To Don Larsen who had just pitched a perfect game

Sportscaster: The extra point is no good!

Robert Scott: Then it isn’t an extra point, is it?

An unknown sportscaster
Football Misspokements Sports Extra point

And later on, it’s the Syracuse Orangemen against the Indiana Hoosiers from Hawaii.

An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements Places

Consistently, he’s not able to do that all the time.

An unknown sportscaster
Football Misspokements Sports Referring to quarterback Tony Romo

The coach said the team might be a big factor in the game.

An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements Sports

These two teams are mirror images of themselves.

An unknown sportscaster
Misspokements Sports

As I say, if we score more goals than them, then we’ll win.

An unknown sportscaster
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