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Author: Lewis Grizzard

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low

Lewis Grizzard
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Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

Lewis Grizzard
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Don't Forget to Call Your Mama, I Wish I Could Call Mine

Lewis Grizzard
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I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin' (And Now I Believe in Miracles)

Lewis Grizzard
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It Wasn't Always Easy, but I Sure Had Fun

Lewis Grizzard
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Shoot Low, Boys, They’re Ridin’ Shetland Ponies

Lewis Grizzard
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Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You: A good beer joint is hard to find and other facts of life

Lewis Grizzard
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My Daddy Was a Pistol and I'm a Son of a Gun

Lewis Grizzard
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Southern by the Grace of God

Lewis Grizzard
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When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

Lewis Grizzard
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I Haven't Understood Anything Since 1962 and Other Nekkid Truths

Lewis Grizzard
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Won't You Come Home, Billy Bob Bailey?

Lewis Grizzard
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Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else But Me

Lewis Grizzard
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