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Liquid Paper™

Oxymorons Product name

Increasingly few

Oxymorons Amount

Wrinkle-free cotton fabric

Minor miracle

Priceless junk

Liquid gas

Obscene art

Known undiscovered oil reserves

Jumbo shrimp

Advanced BASIC

Oxymorons Computer programming language

Presently gone

Thinking out loud

Free safety

Oxymorons A football defensive position

High levels of depression

Pure speculation

Resident alien

Victimless crime

Liquid Steel™

Oxymorons Product name

Plastic silverware

Tax return

Rising deficits