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Author: Oxymoron Page 10

Halfway done

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Extra time

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Clearly confused

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Mutually self-destructive

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Melted ice

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Irregular pattern

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Player coach

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Fast walk

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Rogue cop

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Rendezvous point

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Plastic silverware

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Working holiday

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Objective opinion

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My hair is growing back at the front.

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Great small cities

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Wholesome

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Student teacher

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Extraordinary ordinary people

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Click the ‘Start’ button to Shut Down the computer.

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Poor intelligence

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Hot chilli

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