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Author: Oxymoron Page 11

Pointedly blunt

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Uncrowned king

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Stationary orbit

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Oxymorons

Tomorrows’ headlines today

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Dark streak of light

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Unique ID duplicates

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Workplace privacy

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High ground

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Light heavyweight

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Lesser evil

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Oxymorons

Now, then…

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Re-create

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Routine surgery

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Intimate strangers

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Sticking up in all directions

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Pretty bad

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Barely covered

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Never again

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Free safety

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Oxymorons A football defensive position

Smart dummies

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Oxymorons Automobile crash test dummies

Religious tolerance

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