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Author: Oxymoron Page 13

Preemptive self-defense

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Click the ‘Start’ button to Shut Down the computer.

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Dead livestock

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Half dead

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download updates

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Lesser evil

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Cold hot water bottle

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Counterterrorism czar

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Player piano

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Plain, in an ornate kind of way

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Political science

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Clean toilet

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Pure speculation

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Books on tape

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Night of the Living Dead

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Increasingly few

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Pretty bad

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Hard curve

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Unthaw

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Barely dressed

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Sure bet

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