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Author: Oxymoron Page 13

Casual sex

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New and improved

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First deadline

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Death benefits

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I hate whiners.

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New antiques

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He lived his life to the end.

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Boxing ring

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Bird dog

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Government organization

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Oxymorons Bureaucracy

Factual errors

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Boy cow

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Hot chilli

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We’re alone

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Required option

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Oxymorons Choice

Lamp shade

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Planned spontaneity

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Realistic fantasy

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Absolutely unsure

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Forward lateral

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Oxymorons Football play

Standard options

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