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Author: Oxymoron Page 15

Loose tights

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Sweet tart

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Educated guess

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Near future

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Land developer

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Random logic

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Soft rock

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Selfish gifts

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You can't drink it slow, if it's Quick!

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Oxymorons A slogan by Nestle's Quick

Small crowd

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The last First Lady

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Still life

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Click the ‘Start’ button to Shut Down the computer.

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One choice

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Half dead

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Increasingly few

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Forward retreat

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Oxymorons Military term

Tight slacks

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Icy hot

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Amateur college athletics

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Liberal Conservative

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