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Author: Oxymoron Page 17

Diet ice cream

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Humble Texan

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First deadline

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Accompanist for the A Cappella Choir

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High levels of depression

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One can tuna in water, drained

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Death benefits

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Spendthrift

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Top floor

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One size fits all

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Clearly confused

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Barely dressed

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Sanitary landfill

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Oven fried

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Important Trivia

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Artificial grass

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House Ethics Committee

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Small minority

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Minor crisis

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Growing lack of voters

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