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Author: Oxymoron Page 18

Minor crisis

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Practical joke

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Tax return

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Quickly slowing down

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Midnight sun

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Obscene art

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Final conclusion

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Pink goldfish

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I'm not going to say, 'I told you so.’

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Routine surgery

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Required elective

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Grounded airplane

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Amateur college athletics

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Baby grand piano

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Poor intelligence

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Local long distance

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Random logic

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I'll come straight around

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High levels of depression

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Real polyester

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Friendly takeover

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