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Author: Oxymoron Page 18

Negative growth

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Almost ready

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Top floor

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Clearly confused

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Former President-For-Life

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Oxymorons Haitian president Jean-Claude Duvalier

If it's a classified ad, why is it publicly published?

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Clean toilet

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Change is the only constant.

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Non-dairy creamer

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Objective opinion

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Cold hot water bottle

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Midnight sun

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Civil war

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Retired worker

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Extremely bland

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Holy War

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Rising deficits

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One can tuna in water, drained

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Happy demise

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Wholesome

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Barely covered

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